Pickup Lines 1-5
Man: “Hi, I’m a millionaire!” Woman: “Hi, I work for the IRS.” Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: Female impersonator. Man: So, wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock? Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.
Pickup Lines 6-10
Man: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks! Man: Haven’t we met before? Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic. Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number? Woman: It’s in the phone book. Man: But I don’t know your name. Woman: That’s in the phone book too. Man: “I’d really like to get into your pants.” Woman: “No thanks. There’s already one asshole in there..” Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?” Woman: “Unfertilized.”
But wait – something for the boys
You didn’t think you would get away that easily did you ladies? Here are 7 rebuttals for the boys. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine. Man: That’s cool, ’cause after I’m done sleeping with you in the back of my car, I don’t give a crap where you go. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face. Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: No! Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants. Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing. Man: That works for me… as long as you’re still warm when I do you. Read More: Facebook Instagram Email
